Nik Gregory » Winter http://nikgregory.com Life in Review Wed, 28 Dec 2011 16:09:55 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Groundhog Day http://nikgregory.com/2010/02/groundhog-day/ http://nikgregory.com/2010/02/groundhog-day/#comments Tue, 02 Feb 2010 17:00:18 +0000 nikgregory http://nikgregory.com/?p=37 ]]> Those damn rodents are telling us what to do again! According to the Pennsylvania marmot it has predicted six more weeks of winter, thank you very much! Or, in an alternate take, it has cursed us with another six weeks. Could this groundhog have the means to control the planetary climate?

I believe it’s safe to say, yes. We must all hail this furry mammalian until its winter spell is complete so that we can venture out of our properties in T-shirts and shorts. Or, perhaps, we could just wear winter coats like we have been all winter and ignore the little varmint.

In related news, I may conduct a scientific test on the foresight capabilities of small mammals using Baxter and see if I can get an accuracy rate nearing that of an 8-ball. Or not, you know, depending on how the day goes and depending on whether or not I want to anger the rabbit.

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