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Review: Immortals

Okay so the review for Breaking Dawn beat out this review, but better late than never, although its usually never.

What was surprising about Immortals was that it actually had a decent story to it, not fantastic but engrossing albeit cliched in places, however that’s the territory you get with action movies. Furthermore the action was actually good, which can’t be said for many action movies ironically. The cast acted well and it wasn’t a name fest either.

As mentioned before there were several blatant clichés that occur in the movie. The virgin oracle being the love interest was one, however I’ll give at least that one because the god Apollo at least appeared in it.

The other problem was that there were several instances of really poor 3d direction as there was seriously bad focus. Also almost every major scene change had awful morph transitions, which just became aggravating by the end as there was no need for them to exist.

Overall I enjoyed it, it was at least worth the couple extra bucks it costs for 3d. I’d say 7/10 with ease.

Review: Breaking Dawn

Okay, we went to see breaking dawn last night so I’m going to do a quick review of it. As it’s a two-parter it’s a little unfair to give a complete review to only half of the story.

First up are the cons, my primary problem was just a major pacing issue. There was no particular urgency about Bella’s predicament despite multiple complaints that she was at serious risk. Furthermore the opening was exceptionally slow and didn’t accomplish much except “hey look they’re leading a normal life”, which I know is the primary phase of any story, but hey we all just spent 5 hours with the previous movies so it felt very excessive.

What’s good is that Robert Pattinson is actually becoming a remarkable actor, which to his credit was Water for Elephants. Taylor Lautner really didn’t get much beyond emo teen angst, which was a detriment to his character.

The story was there, it’s just not exactly what you expect after the whole vampire battle.

Finally you got to see Kirsten Stewart look more like she was strung out on heroin or coke than you did in The Runaways, which was more just amusing and further proof that you can make your lead female look even worse than when she was just the plainest looking actress in Hollywood.

Overall I’d say 6/10, you’re better off waiting on this one, although my guess is that any guy seeing this had very little choice in the matter.

The Bad Reviewer

Okay, I’ve been really bad with reviews lately. Like unbelievably bad. So here goes on the last batch of movies we rented.

You Again, with Sigourney (spell check thinks that should be Eastbourne, Swinburne, Dourness or Glyndebourne – I think we’re still a far hail from a robot uprising, so we can all relax for a few years) Weaver and Jamie Lee Curtis in a family ‘coming of age’ blah story. My personal edits would have left the movie with Weaver and Curtis and it would have been a hilarious, albeit short, movie. To put it succinctly they stole the show. The younger women’s story was probably around a 6/10 because while it wasn’t bad, it really wasn’t worth paying attention to and the story given to them to act was rather highschool-imaturity crap. Weaver and Curtis’ parts of the movie were easy 8/10 possibly even a 9.

Overall I’d say 6.5/10. Unless you like Weaver and Curtis in their comedy roles, you’ll get zero out of this movie beyond a bunch of young adults acting immaturely.

The Sorcerer’s Apprentice was great, but Nicholas Cage and Jay Baruchel are both actors you can’t go too far wrong acting. Baruchel is actually one of my new favourite actors (I watched him in Undeclared so I really can’t say favourite new actors, although certainly favourite new lead actor). The story is typical young-adult sci-fi of nerd likes girl, impresses girl = love. Albeit the story surrounding it is actually well put together and planned.

Overall I’d say 8/10. It’s fun to watch and is original enough to feel new. The acting is good quality so nothing kills your engrossment. It also very discreetly left an opening for a sequel rather than the typical BTW SEQUEL SET-UP RIGHT HERE like you get out of many young-adult targeted movies. Heck it’s Baruchel, 8.5/10.

The Switch was a good all around romantic comedy that wasn’t just about cheap and easy laughs. Jason Bateman and Jennifer Aniston played their roles excellently, plus Jeff Goldblum was good comic relief throughout. Like a lot of Bateman’s comedic roles, he lets you find the humour. This was what I got from Arrested Development, his role in Juno and many others. He’s funny, but he’s not trying to be zany to get laughs.

Overall I’m giving this another 8/10. It was a good all around movie that only helped its own story. It was funny, it was touching and most of all it didn’t feel like the happy ending was being forced on the characters.

Country Strong again was a good movie. Gwyneth Paltrow played the alcoholic country star good. The best actor in the movie was Garrett Hedlund (IE Tron Legacy) as I fully liked the character before I caught why he felt familiar and IMDB’d him. He played a guy in the middle of it all quite expertly and he managed to make his character feel real.

Overall it’s a 7/10. Kelly Canter’s (Paltrow) twist ending was rather forced. I know things are predictable when both me and my wife are guessing it before it happens. I like a good twist, but it has to be well executed and in this case it wasn’t. So it ended with me feeling rather cheated as up until they pulled the ‘twist’ card I would have given it an 8, but don’t piss me off with the damn ending. They could have played straight into it, but didn’t.

Oh Yes, I saw Movies

Over the past week or so I’ve watched quite a few movies I haven’t seen before. Top of the list being I Am Number Four and The Social Network. So we’ll keep this concise.

I Am Number Four: 8/10; It was a fresh take on the recent swathe of OMFG*drools* that has been going on over the past couple years with the popular emergence of Twilight. Now there’s the Vampire Diaries (which I must admit has a great Smallville vibe to it that makes it enjoyable) and other semi-necrophilia promoting shows (yes getting hot and heavy with the undead is still necrophilia as at one point they died and didn’t come back human). The ending was rather cheap “oh look we’re open for a sequel… like wide open”, but I haven’t read the book so I’m unsure if they’re simply being faithful to the source material or acting on the confirmation of a sequel book. The actors were all well above-competent in their roles, which is very unusual for an initial YA adaptation.

The Social Network: 7.5/10; I don’t like .5′s, but this movie didn’t really deserve an 8. The writing was splendid, but I feel much of the character development was derived solely out of public accounts of Zuckerberg. Outside of the courts and published blogs the character seemed to drift before being snapped back to reality. I enjoyed it, it was a good watch through and it had some funny moments. However, I still got a slight derogatory geek-stereotype feel in many scenes, especially the very end scene with him pining over his ex.

X-men Origins: Wolverine: 7.5/10; I really hate giving .5′s, but this movie really did deserve an 8 but certain scenes really hung. The beginning and end were truly great, it was the middle that hung like a dead man at times. The end was action-tacular, although – as with most Origin stories – it didn’t feel like it resolved much of the character problems it created.

My personal hope for another X-Men Origins would be that they dump the main characters and focus on someone you’ve never seen before like Emma Frost. Hers is a story worthy of 3-hours. Worlds most powerful psychic turns stripper, takes over the anti-mutant Hellfire Club (which is to be featured in this years X-Men First Class), teams up with Magneto and becomes the sole leader of the Hellfire Club, before reforming and eventually leading the X-Men against her ally Magneto.

I mean screw Wolverines “I like a girl” crap, Frost is one of the ruthless females in the comic universe you can’t avoid liking.

Magnolia: Undetermined; We watched about 25-minutes, couldn’t understand a damn thing that was happening and turned off when a dying guy talked for 5-minutes. I usually have the attention span to wait through vapid scenes, but aside from like a 3-minute scene of a cop finding a dead body in a closet I got zero plot or story. I’m guessing it was about coincidence given the intro, but coincidentally it was boring as crap.

I’m generally very lenient with my reviews, generally because I only watch what I think I’ll like. Given the strong ratings I actually expected something worthwhile. I mean I loved Benjamin Button and that took like an hour to get started. I liked The Postman for god’s sake! Perhaps if Magnolia hadn’t been the first movie for me to almost fall asleep in from boredom I might have got to the point of why the reviews are an 8/10, but for me it was a 3/10 solely because John C. Reilly.

That’s all for now. More reviews when I watch more movies.

Repo Men Again

My wife put on Repo Men on TV last night. I have to stand by my original review, it’s a good action movie but the Deus Ex Machina ending is utter bullshit. I don’t have a problem with a twist ending, but I have a problem when I feel I’ve been cheated out of a decent ending.

The final sex scene appears contrived solely to boost the MPAA rating. Alas, at least the action is decent enough.

Finger Eleven at Hamilton Place

Me, my wife, my brother-in-law and a family friend just went to see Finger Eleven at Hamilton Place.  They were great, they’ve lost some of the energy they had when I saw them back in 2002/3, but they’re making up for it with more showmanship and talent.

The second opener ‘The Envy’ were really good. My wife saw them back when they were opening for The Stereo’s and said they were better than the head liner – I didn’t like The Stereo’s so I didn’t go. Now the fates have justified my decision… you’ve just got to love when that happens.

Review: The Town

This was a spectacular film, it really gave a lot more than I expected from a simple heist movie.

Dislike: The acting in general was very strong. However Blake Lively (Gossip Girl) was the weakest in the whole movie. Jon Hamm did a good job, but his character didn’t make sense in certain places. Especially (SPOILER) when he threatens to kill a victim so that he can pin the heisters with murder for a crime he has no evidence of proving. I mean anyone with a good lawyer would be able to get that thrown out in court, especially as one of these guys is said to have never had a criminal record.

Hamm’s characters weakness keeps occurring throughout seemingly whenever he has to threaten someone. The worst scene is where Hamm threatens Blake Lively – she didn’t know what she was doing and he was doing his best to be threatening.

Likes: It must be said that Affleck, Hall and Renner played their parts perfectly and worked together great. The Affleck-Hall and Affleck-Renner relationships were not only believable, but are what really sold the whole movie.

The action was great, the final heist and the finale are simply amazing.

Overall: 9/10

This is a buy for sure.

Going the distance – pre-review

Just saw Going The Distance with Justin Long and Drew Barrymore, and absolutely loved it. It was hands down hilarious, you just don’t get those kinds of jokes in a Rom-Com. It was also refreshing that it wasn’t the same old monotonous ”he/she cheated on him/her but they forgive each other and aww they’re back together”.

Considering I went through this with my wife, it was actually damn close to what real life is. If reality is why this movie got a not so great rating, then I like bad movies. Reality, for me, trumps farce every time.

It’s a definite must see movie.

Review: A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010)

This movie was just sad, and quite possibly the worst movie Michael Bay has ever had his name attached to. Yes, okay Pearl Harbour sucked. This one just sucked out loud. Amidst corny jokes and a myriad of references to the original so blatant that it actually slowed the progression of the movie, it really wasn’t worth anyone’s time. Sure it got some screams from the ladies in the audience, but that isn’t really an accomplished feat.

What I liked:

In all honesty, the thing I liked best about this movie was that it had the new Old Spice commercial showing in advance of it appearing in TV. It literally had everyone in the theatre laughing their asses off, and considering everyone was in there to see a horror movie it was literally a seating arrangement of guy next to girl in every seat. I could have walked out at that point and it would have been the $11 well spent.

Freddy Krueger is virtually the only bad guy in mainstream horror films that either A) isn’t a vampire/werewolf/tentacle monster, or B) wasn’t once-upon-a-time a good guy. He’s the only bad guy you enjoy seeing die.

What I disliked:

Aside from a few elements that were okay, a bit more brevity in the story than the original, I disliked it all. The only way I could have had more corn and cheese in this movie would have been if I’d picked up a bag of white cheddar popcorn. The unadulterated campness was an injustice to all things good and camp. Really, I wholly disagree with the rating agencies for film, but I would fully back an organization to limit the quantity of campness that can be placed in a movie – because, “won’t somebody please think of the children!”

Overall: 5/10

I likely wouldn’t have done anything more productive with my time, but I can list a lot of things that would have been more worth my time. However, I did enjoy laughing my ass off at various parts of the movie that were clearly intended to be scary, and by the sounds of it the majority of the men in the audience we’re right there with me.

Judgement: Free on TV, anything more is an insult to the cash in your wallet.

Review: Kick Ass

Not only seeing this movie, but finding the time to write this review has been a difficult task. It took almost two weeks for us to actually get to go see Kick Ass, but once we had our pet hedgehog managed to escape. No one, nowhere had pre-informed us that hedgehogs are escape artists, had we known we would have probably kept with the original idea for his name of Harry, instead we have Henry, apparently Houdini reincarnate.

We also had a fun visit from my wife’s cousin, and spent this weekend attending another one of her cousins weddings, all amongst a regular schedule that doesn’t usually include time for review writing. We also saw the Nightmare on Elm Street during this time, which will be receiving a dutifully short review (for better or worse), and I will be keeping this review as succinct as possible. Anyway, onto the movie.

What I liked:

Well pretty much everything. Matthew Vaughn is one of my favorite directors and despite a very short directing list, I’m anticipating his future works (another by the writer of the Kick Ass and Wanted comics). He has a great ability to make scripts Hollywood-acceptable, without making the content Hollywood. An eleven-year-old girl kills, maims and dismembers people and people showed greater concern over her characters potty mouth.

I’m sorry, I’d have more problem with my children being mass murderers before hitting pubity than hearing them use ‘cunt’ in an insult. Perhaps my moral values are off from society, but I generally rate vulgarity below violence on the ranking of character vices to avoid. I would have thought the religious right would be with me on this, Blasphemy is not as big a sin as Murder, and vulgarity isn’t explicitly a sin in and of itself. It’s also worth noting the 3rd commandment isn’t a proclivity against swearing as in vulgarity, but against oath swearing under the name of the lord.

The action scenes were awesome, especially Hit Girl’s main scene. The choreography was great, and the first-person view through her night-vision goggles is possibly the only fan-play to FPS gamers that was executed in a good way, usually any first-person perspective in a film is horrific even when it’s not done artistically as fan-play.

What I disliked:

Was honestly virtually nothing. I would have preferred Mark Millar’s ending to the story, however that ending isn’t well suited to film. I can understand why Vaughn would use a more commercial ending, after all he does need to earn a living and he’s selling to an American market, not the British market where unfortunate endings are more accepted.

My other problem with it was that the flow of the film died a little bit with the sequel setup, which I know was in the original material, but could have really been cut out for the film. Although, story wise, I can understand the inclusion because it’s an illustrating point that’s often discussed in comic works that the existence of Super Heroes/Villains will cause need for the rise of the other.

Overall: 9/10

This is one of the greatest movies I’ll see all year, and I don’t even need to know what else is coming out to claim this. However, it certainly isn’t going to be the greatest movie I’ll see this decade, although I don’t preclude Vaughn taking that title.

Judgement: Buy it, rent it, watch it in theaters, whichever you choose, it’ll be worth it.




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