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Spring Blizzard in Ontario

The blizzard that is currently happening outside my window was a little unexpected. Not in that we didn’t know it was coming, in that The Weather Network in its outstanding suckitude reported it wrong and quite notably has been reporting it wrong all day despite being in said storm. The radar has been placing the storm solidly over us the entire time. Yet accurate reporting isn’t how they make their money, it’s by being inaccurate and forcing people to suffer through their advertisements. That’s right, I’m alleging they’re the Fox News of weather reporting.

With the way things are going, we could be in this storm for a while. It looks like something out of The Mist, that’s how eerily heavy the white-out has been. They were reporting nil-visibility in areas early this morning, which is always nice. I’m half-expecting to see monsters attack me from the white-out, but that would require one of two things. #1 for me to finally have gone truly insane, although technically that would actually be a hallucination and not the actual existence of monsters. Or #2 for Ontario to actually sustain a year round temperature high enough to support extra-dimensional monsters.  I think the former is going to happen sooner than the latter, but that gets us nowhere because monsters invading the GTA would be uber-awesome.

All hail our, hopefully soon coming, alien monster overlords!

Grolsch

Just drank a Grolsch, which is quite probably the yummiest beer in existence (plus the swing lid is just awesome) and as I’ve only consumed a handful of peanuts (literally just a handful of dry roasted peanuts, a big handful but far from even a snack) today it’s having quite the effect. It’s been a long time (I think I was 14) since I felt tipsy off a single beer, although technically it’s a beer 1.3 as it’s 45cl not 351ml.

Now perhaps I should be making my way to the in-laws for dinner.

You Know You’re In Canada When…

You know you’re in Ontario when local commercials give directions to their store via the local Tim Hortons’.

That’s all, I just felt like pointing out the oddity.

Fred

We’re currently in the process of trying to adopt a Bloodhound, Fred, that we met who’s up for adoption. Hopefully he’ll be another welcome addition to our menagerie. I think our apartment is going to have more biodiversity than any section of rain forest.

Long Weekend Sunday

No work tomorrow morning, so another post will be following, maybe a review. Elm Street or Backup Plan, we’ll see.

Review: The Crazies

I went into this movie with zero preconceptions, all I knew about this movie was that it was a remake of a George A. Romero ‘not quite a zombie’ movie.

What I liked:

There was lots of great things about this movie. The cast was great, I recognized all of the main trio and most importantly they were all decent actors. The lead male Timothy Olyphant I recognized instantly from Deadwood and Hitman, and any remote horror movie fan should recognize Radha Mitchell from Silent Hill and Pitch Black.

The premise was different for a zombie movie, however while it was likely very original on the initial release it is now occasionally used. An unmarked plane crashed far upstream of the towns water supply and it was carrying a toxin (technically a toxicant as it was man made and introduced) designed to destabilise the population. What’s not explained is that the condition the toxin creates is allegedly itself infections, however this seems to get contradicted in the movie itself.

What I disliked:

The pacing in the beginning was excellent, however it began to degenerate towards the end, with the movie itself ending about 30 minutes beyond the optimal ending, for those who don’t want to know why, skip the next paragraph!

Spoilers Follow (I’ll try to keep it light): The town breaks out in full on Crazy fever and the military intervenes, sorting the healthies from the crazies and ships the healthies away, however anyone running a fever is locked up in a crazy camp. David (Timothy) the town sheriff is shipped of as healthy while his pregnant wife is locked up to be tested and his deputy is put in a holding cell. A rescue attempt saves David’s wife and they make it out of town, running into a few problems along the way, however this is where the pacing slows down. The perfect ending for this movie would have been their escape past the military lines, however it took about 30 minutes longer than this of very slow semi-action. Spoilers End.

Beyond the pacing, nothing was really bad, which is surprising. However, I must stress it, the pacing was really bad. The plot was believable, however this believability likely contributed a lot to the dead pace. They could easily have cut out a secondary character and skipped about 15 minutes, which would have helped greatly. For those who see this movie, you’ll instantly know who I mean and how easily she could have been removed (for a great increase in shock-factor).

Overall: 7/10

If a few pacing issues had been resolved, it could have been excellent, definitely a 9/10. However this would have made it a 60 minute movie, and no one would pay the exorbitant theatre price for a little over an hour of film. In the film it appears like a section is stripped from the original script, right where David turns the towns water supply off, which could have provided a good extra 20 minutes (that a certain secondary character hogged) of conflict between the Sheriff and the towns mayor and populace. In fact, it would likely have been an ideal way to display how widespread the infection has gotten in the populace, however this chance wasn’t taken.

The 60 minutes of this movie that had perfect pace, great cast and original story were gold. However, the extra 40 minutes were slow and relatively useless, especially in the present day where the ending likely didn’t have the same dramatic effect the original likely had on its release in ’73. For horror fans, it’s certainly worth a watch, and I’ll have no hesitation to rewatch it, however for the majority of people it’s likely a watch once film, so definitely not a buy.

Judgement: Rent it.

Review: Shutter Island

A Martin Scorsese, no shit Sherlock.

Here’s what I liked:

The biggest surprise here is that DiCaprio was perfect for the role. His character feels as far from his role in The Departed (another Scorsese) as that role did from Titanic. I never expected the versatility that DiCaprio is displaying, which is always pleasantly surprising.

I can’t say much on the matter of story except that it was great, due simply to the fact that there’s numerous hints to the several twists. Aside from saying it’s a psychological thriller about an FBI agent whose wife passed away reviewing an escape from a psychiatric facility for the criminally insane, anything else is quite literally a spoiler.

The acting was great by everyone, and the same can be said for the setting. The story is set on a sort of psychiatric Alcatraz, where nefarious experiments are believed to be taking place on its residents.

What I disliked:

While I loved the acting, the film by its nature was rather devoid of emotion, which is sure to be a killer for many people wanting to watch this. Also like many psychological thrillers, it’s likely not worth more than one or two viewings, simply because a puzzle isn’t as fun once you know the answer.

The one thing I personally disliked about the movie was the very end. Not the ending, and not the final twist mind you, but quite literally the last minute or two. The ambiguity in that final moment is normally used to great effect in psychological thrillers, however it just struck me as very anticlimactic. The storyline hints to DiCaprio’s character making a very stupid decision at the end, I took it as clear as day, however it doesn’t happen. With Scorsese directing it could have been an adrenaline filled flash in the pan ending. However, quite sadly, it wasn’t. What happens or what is implied (depending on how you take it) drain a ton of the pent-up energy the storyline created, which is certainly going to stop me telling people to go see this movie in theatres.

Overall 8/10

This was a brilliant movie, and well worth watching. However, you’re only likely going to watch it once, which flat out means this is a rent-it movie. Secondly the major anti-climax in those last few minutes knocked a whole point off its score for me, it could have been a very climactic last minute, but it wasn’t to be. Finally, the coldness of the movie is going to kill it for a lot of people out there.

If you like Scorsese, then you’ll love this movie. If you like psychological thrillers, then you’ll love this movie. If you just want to see a good movie, then you’ll love this movie like the one-night stand it is. However, for most I’d recommend renting this on blu-ray or dvd, because unless you already think you’re going to love this movie then it isn’t worth the ticket price in the theatres, and it certainly isn’t worth the cover price of the dvd.

Judgement: Rent it.

Tuesday off

The Valentines Long Weekend is now over. Rewatched the movie version of Neil Gaiman’s Stardust with Amanda today. It’s a great watch for anyone who hasn’t seen it, perhaps next time I end up watching it I’ll take the time to write a review for it.

I’ve got to tackle some writing while I’ve got some spare time.

Now it’s over with… the iPad

Finally the device that has been rumoured for endless months has been finally announced, and with it a price tag as optimistic as sucking on the muzzle of a shotgun. Let’s face it, a $500 price tag isn’t an optimistic statement by Apple. Certainly the iPad’s $500 tag is better than the purportedly ‘leaked’ number of $1000+, but it’s still not a confidence statement.

The device is going to encounter two key problems. The first, and most critical, is how is this device really portable? Show me a pocket this will slip into comfortably, and sticking it down the waistband of your pants doesn’t count as a pocket, even if you’re currently keeping a sausage down there! From the images it’s the size of a ‘full-size’ keyboard (without keypad), so it’ll slip into a woman’s handbag quite admirably. So, as a man, I’ve got the option of carrying a handbag or bringing my wife everywhere with me, are those the two options men nation wide really want to be deciding between? I know for a fact, if my wife is with me the functionality of the iPad is reduced . . . namely because it’ll get stolen from me, which leaves me getting a handbag or some other metrosexual apparel. This issue may be resolvable with some innovative case design, but inevitably it’s likely to end up in a backpack facing off with objects it likely never intended to meet and getting hurled around like old runners.

The second problem, for me personally, is that it is a locked-down device. It’s running a locked varient of Mac OS X, which means we as users will be entirely dependent on the App store for applications on a device that held so much potential. Oh and, unless someone made a monumental screw up before the presentation, no Flash. So those 90% of users who are using applications on facebook aren’t likely to see any use in the ~$850 price tag of a high-end iPad with 3G. The custom built A4 ARM processor means no hope of hacking a real Mac OS X onto it, nor windows or probably chromium OS. There’s slim hope for one of the ARM enabled linux variants as it’s likely going to take a lot of time to jailbrake the custom processor and Apple has kindly placed itself in a position where it can always be one step ahead.

The $30 monthly wireless plan with no contract is possibly the most appealing feature of the entire iPad, which in my opinion is rather depressing. Its claims of battery life seem a little dubious, ‘up-to’ 10 hours wireless web/video/music seems a bit strange. Perhaps processing the video isn’t nearly as battery draining as the screen, but I seriously doubt a battery life of 10 hours watching full screen movies. I’m expecting maybe 6 at a push.

Honestly, with portability not significantly higher than a netbook, but with way more restrictions than any netbook on the market makes a $500 – $850 price tag way too high. I’m sorry, but $130 for built in 3G is a joke. $200 netbook with $150 out-of-plan USB wifi still sounds like a much better deal to me, especially considering a 160GB hard drive and gaming ability. An Intel 950GM gets you through plenty of the classics of gaming, the iPad won’t. I also can’t control the 3G installed by Apple, which means I’m likely to be suckered into a deal with Bell. With a netbook, I can choose from Bell, Telus, Rogers, Virgin, Koodoo, Fido and the newcomer Wind.

Sorry, iPad. Your inevitable entrance into Canada won’t have me pulling out my wallet to buy you.

Hello world!

A new year and a new blog. Content can come later.




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