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Unseen Academicals

I recently picked up two new Pratchett books; Reaper Man and Unseen Academicals. Granted only the latter is actually new, but nonetheless they’re both new to my library (which is currently contained in boxes in my bedroom wardrobe). I intended to be reading Reaper Man as, after all, Death is my favorite character in the series’. However, Academicals has captured me. Perhaps it’s because I didn’t catch a single World Cup football game this year, but it’s got me.

It’s Pratchett, so it’s always worth a read, and being #37 in a list of books I’ve been attacking randomly, I figure I will  be, at least temporarily, book-ending the series so to speak. I’ve read about as many books at the end of the series as I have at the beginning.

Anyway… Go, go Pratchett go! You know, cause Inspector Gadget died whilst trying to construct a sex aid, and Pratchett fills the rhyme.

Early to bed…

Apparently the rhyme holds true in the opposite. Late to bed, late to rise. It’s just great when you sleep through your alarm and wake up in a panic. At least I woke up early enough not to be late to work.

Dog training

I’m surprised how draining training a young dog is, I knew it would be effort but I didn’t know it would be exhausting whilst keeping to my regular sleep schedules.

Alas, she’s coming along well. Much less anxiety in general, and much less anxiety about being left alone and being put in her crate. It could be much, much worse.

There was a beautiful sunrise this morning, but Kelly superseded it.

Kelly

We visited the Burlington/Hamilton SPCA today looking at some of the Lab crosses, when a little girl called Kelly walked in. Friendly as anything, we didn’t have a choice. We now have a little terrier cross. She needs some work, but she’s not food nor toy aggressive and she’s friendly with all other dogs.

She was excitable around Baxter, but with a little patience she’s only mildly interested in him now and by the looks of it, Baxter is the boss (from within his cage!).

Adopting a Dog

So it looks like the whole Fred thing isn’t going to work out. It took the better part of a week to get a response the first time, and then the woman from Bluetick and Bloodhound Rescue Ontario was at best impolite on the phone, but more indignant at having to consider us.

She was completely obstinate that he had to be placed in a house with a large fenced in back yard. I find it rather negligent that she cared more about a yard than actually trying to determine if we would be able to exercise the dog. Besides the fact that a yard doesn’t take a young dog out for a long walk, nor does it give it socialization or exposure to new experiences. You should never be letting your dog piss and shit in your backyard, especially if you have young kids as dog excrement can actually cause blindness in small children.

The whole thing just didn’t have the right feel, so we’re going to look at the local rescue shelters that actually seem to take a proactive approach to getting their animals adopted, which means they actually save more.

Adoption Process

We received our first call from the adoption place, which wasn’t exactly the greatest call. For an animal rescue, you’d expect them to be a little more enthusiastic about placing a dog. They were extremely concerned about a yard for the dog for exercise, which seems a little asinine to me when any dog expert would tell you that putting the dog in the yard doesn’t count as exercise. This is especially stupid of a bloodhound rescue, as scenthounds are the one type of dog you should never trust outside, because a fence means nothing if the dog is interested enough.

Alas, we’re going to continue with the process. It seemed like we were being tested, which hopefully we were, but next time we talk to the woman I’m going to be calling her out on a lot of things, otherwise we’ll be going somewhere that actually cares about rescuing a dog.

Blog Neglect

Hectic changes in the real world have left me with little time to actually sit down and write a blog post. So there’s likely to be a scarcity of blog posts in the near-future.

Late hours + getting ready for moving into our first apartment have left me and the wife exhausted and the free time I do get is being directed into other things before I get to spend any on my own endeavors.

Video Games are already art, Mr Ebert

Video Games are art, but apparently Roger Ebert cannot get with the times on this. He first made his opinion clear in 2005, and recently just cemented the evidence of his ignorance this April [see here]. For those out of the loop, Ebert is a world renowned film critic, he also isn’t a gamer and I question whether he’s ever played enough games to be eligible to comment (IE a single game, ever). He’s as ignorant of the medium as middle-america right-wing psycho-moms. If you’ve never played, you have no clue. If you’ve never seen a movie, you have no clue. If you’ve never read a book, you’re likely illiterate (or should be legally considered it) and have no clue. You cannot justifiably comment on something if you’ve never experienced it, Ebert of all people should know this.

If Ebert had sat down and played a good half-dozen of some of the highest rated games of all time and still say they’re not art, then at least he’s not ignorant and I could at least respect him for his beliefs. Right now, he’s garnered zero respect from me. In fact, due to his position as a respected reviewer he’s lost a significant amount of respect. I’d attest that many things are not art, however I’m not an indignant enough person to proclaim my opinion without something to base an opinion on. I give a movie review after I watch the movie, not before and Ebert is reviewing gaming as a whole based on a preconception.

Granted the majority of big-title games care little about telling an actual story (yes Halo, Half-life, you can stand up and be noted as having meaningful story) and merely use it to string together great action scenes. But then I saw the Matrix 2, and I fail to see a valid difference except that video games are more engaging as an art form. Read my review of Repo Men, it was little more than action scenes stitched together by sex scenes and poor plot. Has Ebert never seen a western? They’re little more than action scenes stitched together by modest story, yet they rank as some of the best films in the world. I would personally list The Dollars Trilogy amongst my favorite movies ever, yet by Eberts standard for ‘art’ they certainly are not.

Ebert seems overtly concerned about the aspect of ‘winning’ in a game as a disqualifying aspect for being art. At the end of The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly I can tell you I won. At the end of Star Wars: Return of the Jedi I fucking won, and any Star Wars fan will tell you the same. At 8 years old, I beat the Empire, I won. I experienced the same feeling at the end of Avatar when Stephen Lang finally went down, similarly at the end of Alien when Ripley flushed the alien out of the airlock.

He condemns Braid for telling a story between the games level because it “exhibits prose on the level of a wordy fortune cookie.” To which I would respond Hemingways six-word novel (For sale: baby shoes, never used.), which exhibits prose on the level of a rather terse fortune cookie. If you want to talk about story, look at least at Halo, but please look at something by BioWare like Dragon Age or Mass Effect, or Knights of the Old Republic.

However, if we really want to talk about story let’s talk one of the true classics. Grim Fandango for one is a great story, but most gamers already know this for fact. Monkey Island or Space Quest, Kings Quest, the Legend of Kyrandia perhaps? No, I loved the story to all those games, however there’s one that will have the respect of every sci-fi fan with me on this, and they likely won’t know why until I explain why. The Dig.


What? That’s a game? Yes I can hear you. The Dig was the creation of Steven Spielberg, he came up with the story and realized it would take decades before he’d even be able to consider making it (hopefully he’s considering it now, it would be phenomenal) as a film. However, he was a regular to Lucas’ ranch and one of his favorite stops was Lucas Arts to see what they were developing, yet one time he came with an ulterior motive: The Dig.


There was another person at work on the game who commands great respect in their own right for their artistic works. None other than the creator of the Ender saga, Orson Scott Card who was brought on to flesh out the story and turn a film script into a video game script (the difference here is the typical 2 hour movie vs the typical 10 hour game). Simply put, as many Card fans will know, it was amazing. For those interested it is still available in Lucas Arts classics bundle (with Full Throttle, Sam & Max and Grim Fandango – their great story quadruplets). So let’s leave story out of this shall we Mr Ebert? No derisive comments please or I’ll make more too.
Beyond story, and getting past Ebert’s fascination with ‘winning’ in games, what else is there to quantify as art? I don’t much feel like playing a words game, as neither does Ebert. You can argue what qualifies as art from dawn till dusk, however this is simply what Ebert is doing. He’s manipulating what he believes categorizes something as art to fit his own ideals.
Ebert is arguing the definition of art, or more simply asserting that video games will never, ever be art. As David Novitz said, these arguments are usually more about societal values than whether something is a piece of art or not.

“Why aren’t gamers content to play their games and simply enjoy themselves? . . . Do they require validation? In defending their gaming against parents, spouses, children, partners, co-workers or other critics, do they want to be able to look up from the screen and explain, “I’m studying a great form of art?” Then let them say it, if it makes them happy.”

Why, Mr Ebert, thank you for clearly displaying how abstract you are from the current times. I grew up playing video games with my parents, they never had a single problem with it. In fact I have many fond memories of playing Age of Empires with my dad. As I’m writing this my wife is eloquently displaying my point by rocking out on Guitar Hero to a Weezer song. My co-workers? Video games are a main avenue of conversation, as frequently (if not more frequently) brought up than movies. Also despite not having children, it doesn’t take any skill whatsoever in foresight to know that my children are going to be in a world much more socially accepting of games than this one currently is.

Do I need to justify to these people that I’m studying a great art form? No, I don’t need to justify anything to them, because they already know. Anyone who played through Final Fantasy 7 knows it triggered emotions just as good, if not better than many movies, when Aerith died. Is that not art? It is to me, and I know to all my generation it is.

On Weather

With several weeks of awful weather reporting by The Weather Network, and simply laughable weather reporting by CHCH (Hamilton City) news, and a seemingly random volcanic eruption that has stranded my brother in France (the lucky bastard) . . . I am wondering if there is any merit in believing there is perfect weather for my work week ahead. Mid ten’s Monday through Friday with zero precipitation, it almost sounds too good to be true.

Having grown up with England’s April Showers I have half a mind to wrap myself in a tarp and prepare for a deluge of biblical proportions. However, for now at least, I will trust the predictions and hope I stay dry.

With the history of volcanic eruptions from Iceland, there could be interesting weather on the forefront. With eruptions being recognized to have lasted up to a year, it could be potentially devastating for European air travel but a potential boon for the car wash industry at the same time. I suppose it would be nice to see The Scream-esque sunsets the volcanic ash will cause throughout Europe. Who knows, we might even get another great piece of art out of this!

US Healthcare – welcome to the world

So after many, many decades the US healthcare system may finally be joining the rest of the world with a form of nationalised healthcare. However, despite grasping the bull by the horns, they’ve still to wrestle it to the ground. Whether or not the US will actually get a form of universal healthcare that the world recognises will only be told with time.

It still won’t be until 2014 that the US system will even begin to resemble other countries access to care, but then the US is already well over a half-century behind the western world so there’s probably little sense in them rushing to join us all.

I don’t have many thoughts on this, beyond “about damn time” as this really doesn’t affect my life in any way. At least it’s another thing I can check of my mental list of American ass-backwardism thanks to the democrats, however I’m quite sure the Republicans will be fighting tooth and nail for the next decade to get themselves added back on to the moron list.




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