Monthly Archive for February, 2010

Review: Shutter Island

A Martin Scorsese, no shit Sherlock.

Here’s what I liked:

The biggest surprise here is that DiCaprio was perfect for the role. His character feels as far from his role in The Departed (another Scorsese) as that role did from Titanic. I never expected the versatility that DiCaprio is displaying, which is always pleasantly surprising.

I can’t say much on the matter of story except that it was great, due simply to the fact that there’s numerous hints to the several twists. Aside from saying it’s a psychological thriller about an FBI agent whose wife passed away reviewing an escape from a psychiatric facility for the criminally insane, anything else is quite literally a spoiler.

The acting was great by everyone, and the same can be said for the setting. The story is set on a sort of psychiatric Alcatraz, where nefarious experiments are believed to be taking place on its residents.

What I disliked:

While I loved the acting, the film by its nature was rather devoid of emotion, which is sure to be a killer for many people wanting to watch this. Also like many psychological thrillers, it’s likely not worth more than one or two viewings, simply because a puzzle isn’t as fun once you know the answer.

The one thing I personally disliked about the movie was the very end. Not the ending, and not the final twist mind you, but quite literally the last minute or two. The ambiguity in that final moment is normally used to great effect in psychological thrillers, however it just struck me as very anticlimactic. The storyline hints to DiCaprio’s character making a very stupid decision at the end, I took it as clear as day, however it doesn’t happen. With Scorsese directing it could have been an adrenaline filled flash in the pan ending. However, quite sadly, it wasn’t. What happens or what is implied (depending on how you take it) drain a ton of the pent-up energy the storyline created, which is certainly going to stop me telling people to go see this movie in theatres.

Overall 8/10

This was a brilliant movie, and well worth watching. However, you’re only likely going to watch it once, which flat out means this is a rent-it movie. Secondly the major anti-climax in those last few minutes knocked a whole point off its score for me, it could have been a very climactic last minute, but it wasn’t to be. Finally, the coldness of the movie is going to kill it for a lot of people out there.

If you like Scorsese, then you’ll love this movie. If you like psychological thrillers, then you’ll love this movie. If you just want to see a good movie, then you’ll love this movie like the one-night stand it is. However, for most I’d recommend renting this on blu-ray or dvd, because unless you already think you’re going to love this movie then it isn’t worth the ticket price in the theatres, and it certainly isn’t worth the cover price of the dvd.

Judgement: Rent it.

Olympics

I’m not a big Olympics fan, and I wish the world didn’t spend untold millions of public dollars on helping pour more money into the TV stations pockets by exploiting underpaid athletes. However that’s going to take as long to change as nationalised healthcare in the US, so there’s no real sense worrying about it. If the athletes wanted better pay, they can always get a real job like the rest of the planet.

I do have to say that I’m quite surprised by how good these Winter Olympics have been, despite all the anti-hype you can read in the Tabloids back home, but that’s what you get when the newspaper industry targets barely literate cretins. Basically Fox News for those who can read.

I watched the Ice Dancing last night with the wife and was pleasantly surprised to see Canada get gold. Youngest Figure Skaters ever to win, first from Canada and North America to win Gold in the event, which is quite impressive. It looks like the Canadian and American teams are likely to be facing off with each other for the next 3 or so Winter Olympics, which will certainly be interesting.

Three New Additions

Our aquarium gained three new additions this weekend when we bought a few snails to help keep it clean. Goldfish are some of the dirtiest fish in existence and the snails help clean up left over food, poop and most of all algal growth on the rocks and glass of the tank.

I attempted a few photos of the surprisingly agile critters, however they’re too small to focus on correctly through the glass with flash on and it’s too dark to see them properly with other lighting. I’ll keep attempting photos when they get into the various crazy locations we doubted they could get to.

Tuesday off

The Valentines Long Weekend is now over. Rewatched the movie version of Neil Gaiman’s Stardust with Amanda today. It’s a great watch for anyone who hasn’t seen it, perhaps next time I end up watching it I’ll take the time to write a review for it.

I’ve got to tackle some writing while I’ve got some spare time.

Valentines Long Weekend

We’re currently headed into the Valentines Day Long Weekend here in Ontario, with Family Day landing on the Monday, there’s extra time off to be had. The highways were noticeably very busy on Friday, so hopefully people are actually planning on spending this Valentines Day with their loved ones somewhere special, or somewhere unspecial even. I know I am.

Review: District 9

This was another sort of sci-fi movie. With a severe lack of clichés and filled with new and original ideas, it was extremely difficult to dislike this movie. It was action packed, it had a great story and, quite necessarily, had great animation.

Here’s what I liked:

The interviews in the beginning provided immense amounts of story, while only being a minor drain on the initial pacing. Midway through the interviews we start getting a lot of action and hints at the story. When the interviews end, the action really begins.

There was an unexpected third party in this movie that added immense amounts of action; the gangs. As the story goes Nigerian gangs moved into District 9 to get protection from the police, it became a sort of free-zone as only MNU could enter and by the time the movie happens the gangs were powerful. However they’ve spent much of their time acquiring alien weaponry, which is biologically encrypted to the aliens (like the Ancient technology in the Stargate series). So we don’t venture into spoiler land, we’ll end that there. Simply put, the story was great.

Special effects were simply amazing, but then for a mix of Peter Jackson, and Neill Blomkamp who worked for almost a decade in 3D effects (including Stargate and Smallville), this isn’t really surprising. The ‘prawns’ were perfectly made, but what really sold them was the uniqueness of everyone we saw.

As a credit to Neill Blomkamp, I wasn’t expecting to feel empathy and sympathy for the aliens from the beginning, but he sure managed it. I can’t say much without spoiling, however the ending was quite touching and made a great setup for a sequel.

What I disliked:

Not much honestly, the worst part in the whole movie was the slow opening. However, it was necessary. This movie wouldn’t have worked in the ‘Alien Invasion’ that didn’t happen when over a million starving aliens were transported to District 9. The fast-forwarded story given during the interviews was everything essential to the story that made this $30 million piece one of the best movies of last year.

Overall: 9/10

I would genuinely recommend this movie to anyone. It would have been nice to see a bit better pacing in the first 15-minutes, but virtually every Hollywood movie can butcher the first half-hour with boredom, so I’d say Blomkamp ended up ahead of the curve on that front.

This seriously isn’t a movie for pre-teens, but the R-rating given by the US is wholly laughable. It holds important messages in it that 13-16 year olds should be getting exposed to. However when the MPAA rated Billy Elliot (about a boy doing ballet) an R, I hope most American parents started ignoring the ratings and judged the films by their own criteria for their children.

With greatness across the board from the acting to the visuals, this is one everyone should watch. With an anti-apartheid message behind it that isn’t thrown in your face, it’s a good movie for a family with teens.

Judgement: Buy it.

Of Amazon and eBooks

There’s been a fracas in the eBook market lately with the huge tiff going on between Amazon and the Macmillan group over $10 eBooks, which was a major problem in the industry for two reasons. The first was that publishers would be losing money off of eBooks (we’ll get to how later) unless they were to  do exactly what they did: delayed eBook releases by anywhere from 6 weeks to 6 months after the hardcover release.

Amazon has essentially been subsidizing its Kindle by forcing low prices on the publishing industry. This is the exact opposite practice that is frequently performed in the video game sector where Microsoft and Sony subsidized their overly expensive consoles by making more off of the game sales. With a Kindle DX costing almost $500, notably $200 more than an Xbox 360 that is no longer subsidized, you’d almost expect them to want to subsidize it.

Now, let’s get onto the pricing issues. We’ll start with the typical cost figures on a Hardcover release and why the eBooks are getting delayed so long. A typical hardback releases between $30 and $40, and for the sake of the argument we’ll take the latter (best selling authors usually have hardback releases costing $40 due to extra advertising costs and such).

  • Author Royalties on Hardcover are approx. 15% of Cover Price (roughly $6 go to Author per book sold), note about 1.5% of this would typically go to the Author’s agent.
  • Publisher takes anywhere between 45% and 55% on a typical book, however this includes the Author Royalties. So really only 30-40% ($12-$16) is being taken in by the Publisher right now.
  • The Printing process costs, on average, 10% ($4) of the cover price of a book, this is a key part in the eBook pricing debate. So after printing the Publisher only has 20-30% ($8-$12), which goes to cover the editing, advertising and marketing expenses to break even. once the publisher hits break even, they’re making money. Depending on the size of the print run, this can be several hundred or for bigger titles, several thousand book sales before hitting break even.
  • The distributor takes a nice 10% ($4) cut for shipping the books. This is the 2nd key part in the eBook debate.
  • The retailer typically takes a whopping 40% ($16) cut of the cover price, this is why you can typically see many books on sale with dramatic reductions, but in fact the retailer is simply making their prices look dramatically better. People love a sale, and retailers know this, because even with 35% off they’re pocketing $2 per book.

So that’s the price breakdown for you. Now onto the eBook problem. With only 8$ shaved off of the cover price by skipping the printing and distribution costs, we’re still facing the problem of $32 in costs retailing at $10. Less Amazon’s cut in the deal, that’s $16 in publisher expenses vs $6 in income. Net loss: $10 per eBook.

This presents two problems for eBooks. The first is that publishers will be forced to release poorly edited, poorly formatted eBooks, which isn’t going to happen from the major publishers, and many independent publishers rely solely on quality to keep buyers. So again, this is an unlikely possibility, but nevertheless it would be devastating to the eBook market as no one is willing to read 250 pages of illiterate junk.

The second problem for eBooks is the delay, which is already well established in the market. eBooks are unlikely to ship until the mass market paperbacks are out, which already retail near the $10 price mark. $10 eBook packed with DRM and Region Locks, in my opinion, make the $10 paperback the clear winner, especially considering a ~$300 investment to buy a Kindle. You can’t donate a used eBook to your kids school, to the local library or even give it to a friend, this is a majorly offensive aspect to me. With the ability to sell your used books enshrined, usually on the inside cover of a book, I find it quite draconian that the free exchange of information is taking a step-backwards giving more control to the publishers and that the tech-savvy are openly approving of it with their purchases of the Kindle and Amazon eBooks.

Is Macmillan evil? No, most publishers are seen as an Angel Investors. They’re willing to hand out thousands of dollars to the Author in the form of an advance with potentially no return. $10,000 going to the author, means the publisher just spent $50,000 to bring that book to the market. Stephanie Meyer got $750,000 for a three-book deal by Little, Brown and Company, or $250,000 per book, which means Little, Brown likely spent over $1.25 million total in releasing the first Twilight book and almost $4 million for the series.

Now here’s the defining problem of the eBook market, no advances. eBooks aren’t competing with books, they’re parasitic by nature. There is a world-defining difference placed between surviving and thriving, and eBooks have taken the approach of a leech where it’s survival or death and they have given themselves no prospect of thriving.

Anyone who thinks an author will take no advance to sell their book is delusional. Especially considering it will have no editing, no advertising and no marketing making it essentially worthless crap. Authors live off their advances, Stephanie Meyer was given enough money that she could comfortably support herself for over a decade. eBooks would have given her nothing, cost her a lot and probably gotten her nowhere. It’s the self-publishing problem, in that if it actually worked we’d have endless lists of self-published best-selling authors, but it doesn’t work.

Authors by choice are doing what they’re best at. It’s stupid to think they’d want to be spending the vast majority of their time not writing.

There was also a lot of highly uninformed assumptions being lodged by people assuming Macmillan was acting like a union for its authors or that it was money grubbing. Again, Amazon was proposing to pay $6 for $16 in publisher expenses for new titles, I believe that is the definition of being a cheap bastard.

The first assumption, however, is quite laughable. The Authors Guild acts as the union between Author and Publisher, and during the entire eBook debacle between Amazon and Macmillan, the Authors Guild forced Macmillan to comply with the industry standard of 25% eBook royalties for Authors in their boilerplate contract (previously offered at 20%).

What’s wrong with self-publishing an eBook? Nothing really, it just isn’t practical for mass market. If you want to sell a million copies, you’re going to have to invest hundreds of thousands into advertising and marketing, both of which, as an author, likely isn’t your strong suit and you likely don’t have that kind of money. There are many independent publishers out there looking for authors, impress one and you’ll have credibility if you ever go to a major publisher.

With Amazon finally restoring the buy-links to Macmillan’s paper books, the issue appears to be coming to an end. However, it appears Amazon has now attracted attention from the Authors Guild with whomovedmybuybutton.com.

The hardball Amazon tried to play was dangerous, alienating publishers would be the end of Amazon. As far as I’ve been able to tell 80% of book sales are from Best Sellers, meaning that 50% of Amazon’s earnings (60% of their income came from book sales) were locked tightly within the hands of major publishers. An industry-wide boycott would have put Amazon’s net income about 10-billion into the red. Not a comfortable place for a business.

To put things in perspective, Hollywood movies make around $50 billion globally every year. Book sales in the US alone has hit $40 billion (~$25 billion from major pubs in 2008, plus ~$14 billion estimated for small publishers, of which there are ~86,000 in the US), compare this with $30 million for eBook sales. Quite clearly, books aren’t going to be replaced by eBooks for a long, long time. Assuming the 30% growth in the eBook market remains steady, global eBook sales will hit the 2008 US sales data by 2040. Not considering annual book sale growth can average 10% year on year.

For those interested global, and I can’t stress global enough, eBook sales will surpass US-only book sales by around 2055, by the figures I’ve been able to find out. They’ll meet at revenues of ~2.4 trillion by todays average market growth figures.

CRTC and Rural Internet

In a move unexpected by the CRTC’s track record, they’re holding a policy hearing over rural access to wireless and wired broadband for rural regions: read about it here.

After the CRTC’s move last year to physically wedge their thumbs between their butt cheeks over cell phone providers essentially doubling their SMS charges overnight. Their comment on the issue was essentially “We believe its wrong, and believe underhanded deals may be going on, but we have no real power so we’re doing nothing.”

Now apparently they’ve decided to stick their hands down the opposing side of their pants and found a pair. Rural internet is abysmal here in Canada, especially considering that Bell, Telus and Rogers leave entire cities, with tens of thousands of residents, without 3G coverage. Companies are beginning to provide the start of 4G coverage and people have never even seen access to 3G, that’s unacceptable.

Seriously, these companies should stop looking at their massive bottom-lines and start looking at their customers. The 3-party system is corrupt, especially considering cooperation between Bell and Telus in forming their joint 3G network, essentially making the 3G market a 2-party system. Wind Mobile has entered as a 4th party, however they’re new and they only got in by the government overruling the CRTC. Another stunning display of CRTC ineptitude. Another major problem is that most rural access is provided solely by Bell, an ex-nationalized company that’s been given monopoly control over the majority of the country and has zero incentive to improving their system.

In a spirit of fairness, here’s the wireless industries response in a few words: “But it’s hard, we’re lazy due to a complete lack of outside competition enforced by law and it’ll cost us a little money now when it could make us a lot more later!”

Now the real question is, how long is it going to take for open competition in the teleco market to appear in Canada?

The answer, hopefully, isn’t too long.

Groundhog Day

Those damn rodents are telling us what to do again! According to the Pennsylvania marmot it has predicted six more weeks of winter, thank you very much! Or, in an alternate take, it has cursed us with another six weeks. Could this groundhog have the means to control the planetary climate?

I believe it’s safe to say, yes. We must all hail this furry mammalian until its winter spell is complete so that we can venture out of our properties in T-shirts and shorts. Or, perhaps, we could just wear winter coats like we have been all winter and ignore the little varmint.

In related news, I may conduct a scientific test on the foresight capabilities of small mammals using Baxter and see if I can get an accuracy rate nearing that of an 8-ball. Or not, you know, depending on how the day goes and depending on whether or not I want to anger the rabbit.

Monday Morning Rabbit

Today’s rabbit pic:

Content Rabbit

If you’ve never seen a truly contented rabbit, this is it. Not only is he laid down in this, but he was ignoring me sticking a camera in his face. This was taken flash-off, with a light sensitivity eight-times better than any human it’s a little cruel to flash them when they’re falling asleep in a darkened room.

There’s also a hint of his paper genocide to the right of the picture. Rabbits love to kill tissue paper, it’s like their version of catnip.




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